Hey there! Welcome to the waiting room.
Before I can let you in, you gotta know a few things. This site contains:
Bright colors on dark backgrounds
Mobile-Unfriendly Coding (sorry lmao)
Autoplaying Music & JavaScript
18+ content (not necessarily NSFW, but I'm not censoring myself on my own website)
...and other shenanigans that may or may not be your taste